In support of Comic Relief, the School Council organised a Joke Telling Competition which took place this afternoon.

We had a great time listening to all the jokes, and choosing a winner from each class was very difficult! However the School Council were an excellent panel and the following entries were selected as the winners:

Reception: Tobias:

What wobbles in the sky? A jelly-copter!

Year 1: George:

Why couldn’t the long-necked dinosaur see? Because it has it’s head in the clouds!

Year 2: Robin:

How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it 10 tickles!

Year 3: Dylan:

Knock, knock. Whose there? Ghost. Ghost who? No! Ghosts go “Whooooo!”

Year 4: Molly:

Which teacher at Christ Church school has the most money? Mrs Ritchings!

Year 5: James:

How do you spot a modern spider? He has his own website!

Year 6: Tommy:

What cheese do you use to draw a bear out of a cave? Camembert

A copy of all the jokes shared in the competition is available to buy from Monday in a joke booklet. If you would like to purchase one, please bring 50p to the school office. All proceeds will go to Comic Relief.